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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.
Manager: How ?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

Why are football grounds odd ?
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

Why did the goal post get angry ?
Because the bar was rattled !

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ?
Fiver side !

What part of a football ground is never the same ?
The changing rooms !

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