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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw !

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?
The bored room !

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?
Player: I finished it in three days !

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